Become Less Slow
You’ll never be fast like me, but I help you BQ if you join the Serious Runner Training Program.
Are you a good candidate for the Serious Runner Training Program?
The Serious Runner Training Program is an exclusive group for serious runners. You may be a good applicant for the training program if:
— You are someone who defines themselves and measures self-worth by marathon times
— You have a lot of disposable income to spend on coaching, carbon-plated running shoes, nutrition products, recovery products, race entry fees, and PT
— You are willing to shun societal expectations and dismiss work and family obligations
— You hero-worship people based on how fast they are
— You are active on social media
Anyone can BQ, if they just try
There’s no reason you can’t BQ. But, sometimes, you need a coach to keep you on task. The ability to say no to family obligations, work commitments, and declining an invitation to happy hour is a LOT easier when you can defend your decision with “coach says no.”
Your training plan needs a content strategy
Training for a marathon is all about making sure that everyone you know is aware you are training for a marathon. You deserve adoration and praise because you are doing what they aren’t.
And you absolutely need a photo in front of the Citgo sign.
What You’ll Receive as a Serious Runner
Training Plans & Accountability
- A training plan and workouts that are probably too aggressive
- Nutrition guidance, specifically, you’ll be shamed if you consume alcohol within 10 weeks of the race
- I’ll keep you posted on the latest shoes, nutrition products, recovery gear, and other opportunities to spend too much money on running
Branding, Content Strategy & Social Amplification
- I’ll share tips for leveraging photos from your workouts and races on social media
- Learn how to humble-brag in your captions
- Learn which hashtags you need to know to build your following
- If you do well in a race or have an epic workout, I’ll re-post your content to my followers (primarily for my marketing)
- Digital badging to show everyone you’re in the Serious Runner Training Program
- YouTube callouts
Obligation Cancelation & Community Support
- I’ll email your significant other, parents, children, boss, or other people who don’t understand the importance of what you’re doing and explain it to them and why you need to be free of whatever lesser obligation they want
- I’ll let you know which brands you need to wear in order to show up to the local running store run and have everyone instantly think “wow, that guy must be fast.”
- Access to our exclusive Strava Club
For less than the cost of a carbon-plated shoe each month, you can be less slow.
Our current price is $150/month, with a three-month minimum commitment.
We are currently full, but please join the waiting list and we’ll email you when we have an opening in our exclusive training program.